Sociology, University of Chicago
well one of us is going to have to change
how the fuck yall takin me to the vet now aahahaha
today’s date is 11/12/13 and that is very satisfying to me
you mean 12/11/13
Hi. This song is over 10 years old. You’re welcome, you old fucks.
HE THOUGHT HIS LIL FRIEND GOT BAKED INTO A COOKIE I AM 100% DONE AWHH
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Holy hell… what am I doing with my life
that is not human
The guy is just like MEH
The fuck? I fucked up. I fucked up. I fucked up. I fucked up. I fucked up. I fucked up. I fucked up. I’m so sorry. I’m trash.
Where do I find this out?
What did Katherine Green say to Hank Green when he tried to clean their table with the wrong type of polish?
"Dude, no pledge."
What did Hank say when he woke up to find that his neighbor had destroyed their topiary wall?
"Dude, no hedge."
What did Hank say when the snow melted more quickly than expected?
"Dude, no sledge."(This is a lie snow never melts in Montana).
What did Hank say to his wife after taking off his underwear that had been too tight all day?
"Dude, no wedge."
Don’t blink, don’t even blink, blink and you’re dead…
I have never thought about it in this context
that’s actually really, really creepy.
I once pointed this out to my mother and she just stared at me, in stunned silence for ages.
There will always be a girl who is less sober, less secure, with less friends walking in a darker part of town. I want her safe just as much as I want me safe.
josh hutcherson’s parents are probably called josh hutcherdad and josh hutchermom
actually their names are chris hutcherson and michelle hutcherson
So tell me,
When did you graduate from Killjoke University?
2004 i was valedictorian